Thursday, November 20, 2008

Urban Legand

I have this friend whose dad’s older brother’s best friend was there when this happened. But so like around 39ish years ago. I think it was the year the school first opened. There was a kid, his name was Calvin, and he went around breaking into lockers, taking whatever he wanted. And on every locker that he would break into, he would put the initials J.C. on it.
Well, one morning before school, some kid claimed to have seen the guy breaking into the lockers. He immediately ran to the main office to inform the principal. He ran into him and was all like, “I know who’s breaking into the lockers!” The principal took him into his office, and after about 10 minutes, he got over the intercom and was like, “Josh Christiansen, come to the main office right now.”
Josh was expelled from the school, and for a while the locker thefts stopped. Josh was so perturbed that he had gotten blamed for something that he had nothing to do with. So he started formulating a plan to get his revenge. After about two months, the thefts started happening again. So Josh started going to the school and spending the day there spying on his fellow students.
He waited two weeks before he finally caught the real thief in action. He was so upset and surprised at who it was. The person that had seen him decorating his girlfriend’s locker had been the real thief. He ran in and started yelling at Calvin. Calvin looked over and knew who it was, so he started running away. He turned the corner, and it was a dead end. He looked around and saw an Elevator, Josh was gaining on him, so he ran in. But the door didn’t close in time. Josh got in and started fighting with Calvin.
All Calvin wanted was to get out, so he kicked Josh in the balls and climbed out the elevator through the top. He ran a little ways, climbing over pipes. He saw a rope and was going to slide down it, but it got caught around his ankle. Josh came up to him hanging upside down. He had grabbed a knife. Calvin was so scared that he peed his pants, getting urine all over him, and the ceiling. Josh walked up to him and cut of his hands and said, “Now you can’t steal anything anymore.” And that is why there is a red and yellow spot on the ceiling outside of room 212.

1 comment:

Adam Price said...

nice, that's pretty intense, well done :)